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Film Review: Riki-Oh The Story of Ricky (1991)
One of the goriest films I've seen in a very long time, the blow is softened and edulcorated by how unrealistic and camp the action is....


Film Review: Re-animator (1985)
I wonder what HP Lovecraft would thing of this film if he were around. This modern interpretation of the classic story is a coalescence...


Film Review: Braindead (1992)
Man Peter Jackson went through some phase here before he took us into Middle Earth. This gory splatter frenzy of a zombie film combines...


Film Review: Schindler's List (1993)
The epic and visually telling chronicle of a hedonist turned guardian angel once he witnessed the atrocities of the Final Solution. Say...

Film Review: Reefer Madness (1936)
Government propaganda falling flat on its face and making people smoke more weed. I’m well aware this isn’t a short, but I’m going to...


Film Review: Nimic (2019)
Lanthimos is back with a short and bitter story of identity theft which makes you tread wearily through the world after the credits roll...


Film Review: Crash (1996)
Person and machine gets twisted in a bloody mess of futurism and sexual depravity. Making the shift from horse drawn carriages as...


Film Review: Videodrome (1983)
This gruesome hallucinatory vortex of sex and violence comes with some strange practical effects and a cultish commentary on the...


Film Review: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
This stupendously weird musical will have you singing wanting to dress yourself in a corset and fishnet stockings. Give yourself over to...


Film Review: Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Through cinematic ineptitude and abysmal technicality, this film has all the same epiphanies and humanity as high-art.... The vast...


Film Review: The Princess Diaries (2001)
The film that introduced us all to the wonder of Anne Hathaway, follows her characters transformation from socially outcast school-girl...


Film Review: The Darjeeling Limited (2007)
This film looks how a sitar sounds like. After an evening if reckless drinking, I’ve awoken in the tight nauseating grip of a...


Film Review: Cold War (2018)
A sublime tale of undying love that keeps popping back into your life over and over again. Framed atop a desolate backdrop of sterility,...


Film Review: Daguerréotypes (1976)
The soft and playful portrayal of a neighbourhood and its community which pours out of the shops and into the fragrant Parisian air. Stop...


Film Review: The Ice Storm (1997)
A poster of why humans hurt most the ones they love with delicately written characters and a reason to stay far away from your family. No...


Film Review: Trolls World Tour (2020)
A goofy albeit ingratiating bit about musical colonialism which may have you believing someone spiked your drink with acid. Last night my...


Film Review: A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Red red krovvy flowing through the perforations of the celluloid and spilling onto your eyes in a stylistic dystopian wasteland of...


Film Review: Boro in the Box (2011)
Dreamy and nightmarish surrealism prancing around the life of a Polish filmmaker as he rises to ascendance and finds his own artistic...


Film Review: Cicha Noc (2017)
A dramatic family piece surrounding a Christmas table where things are bound to slip up with sub-par sound design. Sure, let’s just stick...


Film Review: Dream Work (2001)
A nightmarish yet crafty ode to Man Ray which'll leave your eyes spinning with horrific stimuli Still deep into the fathoms of my shorts...

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